idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
After tacos, we're chasing women.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
