I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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