Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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