I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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