The Swedes wanted a tensome.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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