I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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