The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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