yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Randomize
