She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
how does that bad decision feel?
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