At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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