I hope mine doesn't look like that
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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