Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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