You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Randomize
