you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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