What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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