you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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