I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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