If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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