Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just cut my nipple shaving
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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