I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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