I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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