we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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