yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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