Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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