why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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