he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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