we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Shame - the story of my life.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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