To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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