he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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