So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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