There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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