Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Randomize
