it was like his penis was on wheels.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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