walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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