i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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