idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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