So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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