No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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