Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
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