Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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