4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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