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I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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