like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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