just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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