I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
no you cant smoke seaweed
should my penis look like a turkey
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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