what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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