You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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