obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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