chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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