After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
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