I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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